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Justin

Never a dull moment thanks to his belief in saying Yes more in life. He’s the little red one that sits on your shoulder and reminds you to take the path that leads to a more interesting story. Fortunately he’s also the one that will make sure you come out alive at the other end. Even though it may seem like he’s fueled by cocaine and tequila, it’s usually water... he’s just naturally crazy.

Ani

A universal key that can open any door. Charm and intelligence make a formidable power. If you can keep up with Ani during a night out then you deserve a gold medal in stamina, your liver will hate you but your heart will be in love. Drink of choice: rose but eventually tequila.

Michael

Sleep is for other people. He possesses more frequent flyer miles than Santa Claus. If you’re fortunate enough to catch him while his feet are on the ground then you can bask in his positive energy and endless creative business acumen. A mind like his is fueled by two things... coffee and mezcal.

Vlad

Universal intelligence with cool calm that will put anyone at ease even when bullets might be flying through the air. Having him on your side is like having infinite knowledge at your fingertips. Favorite drink: Acid

Justin

Never a dull moment thanks to his belief in saying Yes more in life. He’s the little red one that sits on your shoulder and reminds you to take the path that leads to a more interesting story. Fortunately he’s also the one that will make sure you come out alive at the other end. Even though it may seem like he’s fueled by cocaine and tequila, it’s usually water... he’s just naturally crazy.

Ani

A universal key that can open any door. Charm and intelligence make a formidable power. If you can keep up with Ani during a night out then you deserve a gold medal in stamina, your liver will hate you but your heart will be in love. Drink of choice: rose but eventually tequila.

Michael

Sleep is for other people. He possesses more frequent flyer miles than Santa Claus. If you’re fortunate enough to catch him while his feet are on the ground then you can bask in his positive energy and endless creative business acumen. A mind like his is fueled by two things... coffee and mezcal.

Vlad

Universal intelligence with cool calm that will put anyone at ease even when bullets might be flying through the air. Having him on your side is like having infinite knowledge at your fingertips. Favorite drink: Acid

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